I will have the power of persuasion and I’ll be known as Miss P. Miss P fights crime by persuading people out of it, most likely via Twitter or Facebook or Youtube because she can’t fly and gets motion sickness, so traveling long distances are pretty much out. Although flightless, she wears a cape because its a status symbol of awesomeness. It’s a symbol because she persuaded the entire world so. She can also talk people out of commit suicide or doing evil things like abusing animals.
With her superpower, all of her 10000 businesses either get IPO’ed, acquired by Google/Facebook/AOL/AOBS (any other big shots) or become a monopoly in its field because she’d destroyed her competitors by using her awesome persuasion skills to convince all competitors’ customers to switch over.
She also gets millions of funding before she actually knows what she wants to do, simply because she persuaded the VCs and angels to do so. Even better, these investors don’t get equity because the term sheet was heavily influenced by Miss P’s persuasion. Oh heck, who needs term sheet when dealing with Miss P, she’ll get her way anyway…….
Ok, this post makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. ‘Miss P’ doesn’t even sound like a cool name.
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